As the war in Syria rages the only story on everybody’s mind, is when will the FA announce that John Terry is next England Manager – no wait that can’t be right, it’s that other lovable rogue Mr Redknapp.

If Harry takes the England job – I haven’t even thought about it – oooh you tease Harry, at least Jimmy Pursey will be able to reissue the Sham 69 song with its original lyrics (pub instead of cup) with greater irony than before – card schools, drinking culture etc.