In this day and age when people write their autobiography in their teens that simply details how they wrote their autobiography, peerages have become even more of a joke as you can only get one if you were an entertainer, sportstar or paedophile – sorry no need to bring ‘Uncle Jimmy’ into it now.

Sir Wiggo – what a fucking joke – oh how the nation cheers as he is our favourite thing until the royal parasite is born. Lets face it all he did was ride a bike extremely well for a long time – just to clarify is there a clause that it gets stripped if he loses just like Olympic funding! Oh he is an inspiration you others, you can be want you want to be etc etc. Bollocks Most people can’t afford to take the chance on attempting to be what they want ley alone being presented with the opportunity.

The New Year Honours system has been a joke for a long time and for those who took it seriously are having it’s value seriously undermined year by year. The only people ever named with true integrity are those who tell them where they can stick it!