After Royal Mail and the NHS, it is rumoured that the last public thing that can be privatised is air. In order to breathe you will need to pay a annual charge that allows the private company to keep the air in your area. Providing your own air will be illegal as air will also become patented by the biggest investor, with the possibility of franchises available near you!
I PMQ’s would be more realistic with someone saying – ‘I would to address his right honourable prime minister and the rest of his right honourable party and say you are just a bunch of cunts’
I might even vote if an MP was willing to tell it like it is.