Jason E Cooper

To be kind….

….Viva l’anarchie

Rebekah Brooks & Uranus – more in common than you think.

After the discovery of Uranus, astronomers became increasingly perplexed by its strange orbit. They came to the conclusion that either Isaac Newton’s laws were fundamentally flawed or that something else was pulling Uranus from its expected orbit. The something else was Neptune, which celebrates it’s first birthday tomorrow.

After the creation of the News of the World, the public became increasingly perplexed by its expected scandalous stories. They came to the conclusion that either the code of ethical journalism were fundamentally flawed or that something else was pulling NOTW from its expected orbit. The something else was Rebekah Brooks , which celebrates it’s final issue yesterday.

Similarities?

That is unfair I hear you cry, she knew nothing about it, aha I say what else doesn’t she know about. Did she kill Kennedy, did she not see the iceberg that hit the Titanic? You can see the film now – Anthony Hokins as Rupert Murdoch dashing to save Rebekah, played lovingly by NicoleKidman. I claim casting fees.