As Cameron (wanker) is being ignored by the rest of Europe I figure I’d ignore him today and concentrate on something more important – Eurovision, the only music event where it helps to have a political ally. This year the UK are taking no chances and will revert back to the 70’s…..cue Englebert Humpledinck, no not a character from William Goldman’s the Princess Bride (you killed my father prepare to die), but a crooner from the 60’s and 70’s.
We must be a dead cert this year!
Blue Spanish eyes
Teardrops are falling from your Spanish eyes
Please, please don’t cryThis is just adios and not goodbye
Soon I’ll return
Bringing you all the love your heart can hold
Please say “Si, si”
Say you and your Spanish eyes will wait for me
Classic