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A service that offers to continue tweeting for you when you are dead.

03 Sunday Mar 2013

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Fuck me are people really that narcissistic that they think that people will give a fuck about what they think after they are dead. Apparently there is a company that you can sign up to, and no doubt pay handsomely, that will learn your tweeting patterns, frequency, content and syntax so that they can continue when you are dead!

As the economy continues to shrink, watch as stranger and stranger businesses emerge, offering services that you would have never have thought necessary, The beauty of doing things after you are dead is that you cannot challenge them if they fuck up!

Isn’t strange how small the world has become and will Gavin Bryars begin to follow me?

21 Wednesday Nov 2012

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No sooner than I had tweeted (is that the correct verb) that I was listening to Gavin Bryars’ ‘Sinking of the Titanic’, then Mr Bryars himself favourited my tweet (is that the correct noun?).

The question is will him begin to follow me?

It’s a fact – Jeremy Clarkson IS a wanker.

17 Friday Aug 2012

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Hasn’t Jeremy Clarkson got it yet – he is not a liked person. He has now slagged off the whole of Britain after received constant tweets abusing him about the death of his dog. Whilst I feel sorry for his dog (was it killed in some sort of male blooding, howling at the moon whilst listening to tapes of roaring engines – just a thought), the abuse he has received just goes to show that he is not a popular man unless you can’t see past 4 wheels.

He felt the need to point out all the atrocities that have been conducted in the name of this country, however I can hardly call a bit of insensitive abuse on the same level as creating concentration camps! He also suggested that the majority of the country would like to live under a communist regime.

To be fair Jeremy, this country must be shit because it allows you in the media!

Sacha Baron Cohen invaded but was repelled by the borders of the Oscars

27 Monday Feb 2012

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I’m not normally a fan of Sacha Baron Cohen but his latest publicity stunt was a real smack in the face to the pomp and glory of the Oscars, when he turned up in character as General Aladeen. He had posted on Aladeen’s Twitter account:

VICTORY IS OURS! Today the Mighty Nation of Wadiya triumphed over the Zionist snakes of Hollywood. Evil and all those who made Satan their protector were vanquished and driven into the Pacific Sea. What I am trying to say here is that the Academy have surrendered and sent over two tickets and a parking pass! TODAY OSCAR, TOMORROW OBAMA!

However humourless Hollywood took a dim view after he tipped an urn of ashes over a tv presenter, and kicked him off the red carpet. Oh the irony, awards for a world of make believe getting pissed off about a make believe character. Oh yes, americans don’t quite get irony.

Wales vs Samao: just like the holocaust.

19 Monday Sep 2011

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Eliota Fuimaono-Sapolu, a Samoan centre has tweeted:

Ok, Its obvious the RBS are unjust. Wales get 7 days, we get 3. Unfair treatment, like slavery, like the holocaust, like apartheid

May I suggest that his use of simile is not quite correct. The attempted genocide by Hitler compared to not being allowed 4 days additional rest, I can see the similarities!