An unamed Tory backbencher was reported in the Financial Times today, accusing David Cameron of being too relaxed and even lazy. He defended his “date nights” with his wife Samantha and occasionally doing the school run, by suggesting that PM’s who were “completely fried and exhausted”, as a result of not taking any time out, would make mistakes.

Fuck me David, you must be really useless, getting called too relaxed and lazy but still making mistakes. Sir Philip Green is to be a government adviser but his wife Tina, who is officially a resident of Monaco, is the direct owner of his Arcadia retail empire, how is this assuring people pay the correct tax

He continued to say that he worked “extraordinarily hard”, often starting at 5.45am at his kitchen table; I don’t know if making breakfast, drinking tea and reading the paper is classed as working hard.

Mr Cameron was also asked about the chancellor’s comments about “aggressive” tax avoidance – and his decision to ask Top Shop owner Sir Philip Green to be a government adviser – when his wife Tina, who is officially a resident of Monaco, is the direct owner of his Arcadia retail empire.

It appears Cameron has got Thatcher’s work ethic confused; she always stated she only worked on four hours sleep, but Cameron seems to have taken that as only working for four hours.

CAMERON YOU LAZY WANKER!