“quick liz” he says” I’ve only gone and got a bladder infection.”
“you bastard” she replies ” I was gonna use that excuse. Last time that cunt May made us look right twats, now Madness have got the roof!”
Yes, a scene direct from the royal household. I may be wrong but I can’t quite see the queen getting jiggy with JLS. Liz just give Barlow that knighthood and cancel the whole thing. You are better off having a pint in the weatherspoons nearby!