Spice Girls reformed (why), Madness, Brian May, Blur, Ed Sheeran, Jessie J & more – which apparently is indicative of British Music and therefore this country. They are even going to play the Sex Pistols and the Clash (I pray that Mick Jones isn’t going to lower himself). Apparently there won’t be a dry eye in the house when they play John Lennon’s Imagine – yes vomiting makes my eyes water as well!

What about all the other bands that really shaped the British Music scene Hawkwind, Bauhaus, The Fall, Lonnie Donnegan (yes I know he’s dead), Joe Meek. This country is very good at pretended that anything different to the accepted norm doesn’t exist.

At least the line up is representative to the tone set by the Olympics – FUCKING CORPORATE SELL OUT.