First there was pippa’s bum, then Starkers Harry and now Kate’s tits, fucking hell are the press obsessed with anatomy. Perhaps there could be a niche in the market for Royal porn!

Whilst Kate is sunning herself the Taliban are busy trying to kidnap Harry. He must be really pissed off, his brother gets the throne of England and he gets fucking shot at.

At least if he did get kidnapped he would get all the headlines