Vomiting, tonsillitis, coldness and a bouncy 5 year old who cannot contain his excitement at the snow. Cancellation of good friends coming round for dinner (boo hoo no trifle), criticism of my grammar by Lily – the world is coming to an end!

On another note – trifle actually came special delivery (Melvyn the handful didn’t eat it all), along with shortbread for Nye – Thank you Jane.

And I’ve been made to watch Glee (Ashen don’t you dare laugh!)

Normal cynical ranting (with poor grammar) will resume soon!