Now the Tories ate planning to sell off the fire service.

999 – do you want to pay by credit card or cash

I have no money but always paid taxes when I worked

Sorry we can’t help you.

But the kids

Sorry unless you have the means to pay

FUCK YOU

2 days later Johnny has a mental breakdown and institutionalised for the rest of his life.

As he lived in Stafford he died two weeks later from malnutrition and dehydration