Yes I’m back after a bout of tonsillitis, and completely bemused / outraged that a copper is suing a petrol station owner for tripping over a curb and hurting her leg, stupid fucking cop, should have looked where she was going. The petrol station owner should sue her for not picking her feet up and potentially damaging his curb and forecourt.

Fucking hell the worst you could expect was a beating, brutality and maybe death (but that’s usually reserved for black people) but know litigation may become part of their arsenal – don’t call us or we will sue you.

Perhaps it’s a roundabout way of subsidizing the police force, with Cameron and claims agencies giving them alternate means to enhance their income. I encourage every household to have a disclaimer ready if any professional need to come near them.

She should ask the Pope to massage her leg!