I’m sure all the workers at Grangemouth, who are to lose their jobs, will be overwhelmed with the choice of godparents for the fuckin royal parasite. As families worry about how they are going to make ends meet as Ineos throw there toys out of the pram (advised by Alex ‘Amin’ Ferguson – sack those who don’t obey) and close the chemical plant, the list of godparents is full of people who have never done a hard days work in their life. Perhaps they could all club together and buy a chemical plant for a christening present!

We bailed out the banks from a crisis they created themselves, and continue to allow bankers to be paid ridiculously high bonuses, why can’t we bail out an industry that isn’t in the city. Selective nationalisation – only applies when it affects your city chums……what eh!