Living in the Isle of Man, the wanker that is the Top Gear presenter has claimed having a public path so close to their lighthouse property (very nice) breached their human rights. However much to his dismay a court judgement in the Isle of Man on 26 April ruled against the claim, caming down in favour of the “rights and freedoms” of the general public to walk in the Langness area……….hoorah.

Why is it that when people have money they just want to take away other people’s rights. Why by a property with a public footpath on it if it is going to bother you. Perhaps it’s all a misunderstanding and Clarkson just wants people to race cars at breakneck speeds, as walking is much too tame.