It’s always a wonderful opportunity for politicians when a story as titilating (sorry for the pun) as our future Queen being pictured topless, to announce some pending legislation that is completely immoral, prejudicial and simply cruel.

IDS want to link benefit increases to wage rises rather than inflation, and change the fixed pension. Fucking hell, it’s hard enough to live on the basic state benefits anyway (forget the stories that the daily mail prints about every claimant being an immigrant and living of £75,000 a day) without it becomming increasingly more difficult each year.

Do they really want to take us book to the Dickensian ages with an introduction of workhouses………’boy for sale, he’s going cheap’…………..yes they probably do……..’shine ya boots govner’ as I take off my hat and pull my forelock when my betters walk by.