So you’ve booked an expensive birthday party to please little Johnny, but one of his friends don’t show. The INSOLENCE, THE DISRESPECT, THE ADDITIONAL COST…..a quick invoice later and yin has its yang, harmony is restored.

Apart from now it is national news.

What appalling behaviour to invoice someone for not turning up, quite right all the upper/middle class parents are thinking, the working class parents will never accept an invitation again and the children just hold their heads in their hands in complete embarrassment and disbelief.

Little Johnny grows up rocking in a corner forever known as the boy that started the party invoice!

I have attached a ready made invoice so you can alienate yourself and your family from all the decent people in the world.

To Be Kind…..Viva L’anarchie