22 Wednesday Jan 2014
Posted in Economy, Politics, Social History
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He boldly stated that everyone was better off under the Tories, however the financial facts published show that people are on average £25 pounds a week worse off under the Tories. Even my son knows that he had just told a massive porky pie!
Thanks David, I’m so glad that the man running our country has his finger on the pulse.
16 Thursday Jan 2014
Posted in Social History
It was back in ’32 when times were hard
He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards
Stagger Ed
He wore red-drawn shoes and an old manifesto
Had a ‘lot o unions, had payments on that
Stagger Ed
Blair had thrown them out in the ice and snow
And told him, “Never ever come back no more”
Stagger Ed
So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud
Till he came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood
Stagger Ed
He said “Mr Motherfucker, you know who I am”
The BlackRod said, “No, and I don’t give a good goddamn”
To Stagger Ed
He said, “Well BlackRod, it’s plain to see
I’m that bad motherfucker called Stagger Ed”
Mr. Stagger Ed
BlackRod said, “Yeah, I’ve heard your name down the way
And I kick motherfucking asses like you every day”
Mr Stagger Ed
Well those were the last words that the barkeep said
‘Cause Stag put four holes in his motherfucking head
Just then in came a broad called Tessie May
Was known to make more money than any bitch in town
She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt
Over to Stagger Ed, she starts to flirt
With Stagger Ed
She saw the BlackRod, said, “O God, he can’t be dead!”
Stag said, “Well, just count the holes in the motherfucker’s head”
She said, “You ain’t look like you scored in quite a time.
Why not come to my pad? It won’t cost you a dime”
Mr. Stagger Ed
“But there’s something I have to say before you begin
You’ll have to be gone before my man Davey Cam comes in,
Mr. Stagger Ed”
“I’ll stay here till Davey comes in, till time comes to pass
And furthermore I’ll fuck Davey in his motherfucking ass”
Said Stagger Ed
“I’m a bad motherfucker, don’t you know
And I’ll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy’s asshole”
Said Stagger Ed
Just then Davey Cam rolls in and he says, “You must be
That bad motherfucker called Stagger Ed”
Stagger Ed
“Yeah, I’m Stagger Ed and you better get down on your knees
And suck my dick, because If you don’t you’re gonna be dead”
Said Stagger Ed
Davey dropped down and slobbered on his head
And Stag filled him full of lead
Oh yeah.
30 Friday Aug 2013
Posted in Music
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PJ Harvey – Words that Maketh Murder
19 Monday Nov 2012
Posted in Economy, Social History
If I didn’t know better I would think that he wants to cut all the red tape which will allow business’ to screw the workforce any which way they can. Or am I being too cynical.
With all the money that went into the Tories education you would have thought there would be one decent economist among them.
10 Wednesday Oct 2012
26 Sunday Aug 2012
Posted in Economy, Media, Politics, Social History
Is this a coincidence that as many people are calling for the head of George Osborne – I for one don’t think it should be metaphorical – they announce the recession isn’t as deep as they first thought.
What we are actually talking about is an error of 0.2%, they predicted the economy would shrink by 0.7% but it actually was only 0.5%. The FACT is that the economy still shrank; jobs are still being lost as everyone tightens their belts, with food and fuel costs increasing.
So what we are saying is that Osborne isn’t as shit as we first though but he still is shit; if something is failing it is failing. Cameron needs to learn that you can’t shine shit!
31 Tuesday Jul 2012
Posted in Politics, Social History
After the backlash from certain Tory MP’s criticising the ‘Leftist’ Olympic ceremony, with Aidan Burley quoted as saying “most leftie opening ceremony I have ever seen”, Cameron has announced that comments like this were idiotic!
I can hear the rumbling in the back benches now, as the grindstone is wheeled out for the knives that were last used on John Major.
24 Tuesday Jul 2012
Rebekah Brooks faces three charges relating to the alleged accessing the voicemails of Milly Dowler and former trade union boss Andrew Gilchrist, whilst Andy Coulson will face four charges linked to accusations of accessing the phone messages of Milly Dowler, David Blunkett, Charles Clarke and George Best’s son Calum Best.
Whilst they both bleat on about their innocence and they knew nothing, I want to know when Cameron will be pulled in for his conenction to both of them but perhaps he knows nothing either!
23 Monday Jul 2012
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Talking on Radio 4, Nigel Lawson, former chancellor who privatised anything that we owned, has recommended that David Cameron needs to change his style from emulating Tony Blair to that of the more ‘popular’ Thatcher. I’m sure a million miners will agree.
The devil and deep blue sea come to mind.
27 Wednesday Jun 2012
George Osborne’s ‘disappearance’, leaving junior minister Chloe Smith to take the flak from Paxman, has been described as cowardly by Tory MP Nadine Dorries. Quite right to as Cameron has probably berated him with ‘this is another fine mess you’ve got us into’ while twiddling with his tie.
Osborne obviously doesn’t have courage or conviction and I’m convinced he’s just making it up as he goes along. I can picture George sitting over his breakfast of Quails eggs and Bucks Fizz, having a pedicure, complaining that the electorate are never fucking happy, and what will it take to leave him alone.
A simple answer George, your resignation; a chancellor is meant to know about economics. Even Chloe Smith said the freeze would be funded by underspends in government departments but would not say from which ones, “It is not possible to give you a full breakdown at this point because the figure is evolving somewhat,”
Isn’t that code for noone knows what the fuck is going on!
Jason E Cooper 