Last time I was on a train I was heading to Cambridge for the Class War demo. Whether it was the anticipation of what we were going to be met by or the fact it was a different train company, the journey was far better than this.

Exeter to Clapham, midweek I would have thought wasn’t necessarily a popular journey, but south west trains have compensated that by only putting on 3 carriages, no seat reservations and a third of the train taken up by first class. The train is fucking rammed.

If it wasn’t the fact that George Osborne is such a cunt I might consider trying out his excuses and sit in first class, but then again I haven’t got the money or legal backup to face the consequences no matter how hilarious it would be.

Now at Andover, more people getting on…….I predict a riot soon!